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Speaker Nancy Pelosi scored a minor victory on Wednesday in her standoff with President Trump: She refused to back down on her demand that he forgo delivering his State of the Union address in the House chamber while the government is partly closed. Seth Meyers was impressed with her tenacity.
“Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to the White House today saying she will not allow President Trump to deliver the State of the Union address next week if the government is still shut down. Damn! If Trump really wants a strong wall on the Mexican border, he should build it out of Nancy Pelosi.” — SETH MEYERS
Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee were less impressed with the president. Even after Pelosi told him that he was not welcome to speak to Congress, he tried to move ahead with planning the speech anyway.
“Over the weekend, ‘the White House asked for — but was denied — a walk-through by the House of Representatives’ sergeant-at-arms to prepare for the speech. In other words, after Pelosi nixed the speech they tried a time-honored tactic used by kids everywhere. ‘Mom, can I have a State of the Union? No? Dad, can I have a State of the Union?’” — STEPHEN COLBERT, quoting a CNN report
“Dude, I know it’s driving you crazy that a woman turned you down, but this is the point in your life where you’re actually going to have to learn that no means no. There will be no grabbing this podium until Nancy is good and ready.” — SAMANTHA BEE
“Nobody knows if we’re going to have a State of the Union address. The situation is chaotic and bitter and confusing — which is actually the state of our union.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Even agents fighting sex traffickers are having a hard time. As one agent said, until funding comes through ‘I have had to put my pervs on standby.’ Wow, putting a perv on standby also describes what Pelosi just did to Trump.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
Meyers poked fun at Trump’s latest slogan, which he unveiled on Wednesday as he argued that a border wall would make the United States safer from crime.
“President Trump this morning introduced a new slogan for his border wall, saying, ‘Build and wall and crime will fall!’ adding, quote, ‘Use it and pray!’ Which, coincidentally, was the slogan for his short-lived Trump-brand condoms.” — SETH MEYERS‘Team of Vipers’
Jimmy Kimmel is getting excited about the latest tell-all book about Trump’s White House, “Team of Vipers.” It was written by a relatively unknown former presidential aide named Cliff Sims, but it contains some striking revelations.
“There’s now another tell-all book written by a former Trump staffer, it’s supposed to come out next week. It’s called ‘Team of Vipers.’ And according to the author, shortly after he took office, Trump told NASA he wanted them to land a man on Mars during his first term in office, and offered to give them all the money they could ever need to make it happen in two or three years. You know, not too many people know this but Trump’s lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on Mars.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I think it’s like No. 15 of the Trump takedown books. He’s the Harry Potter of presidents right now.” — JIMMY KIMMELThe Punchiest Punchlines (Funnel-Cake Fries Edition)
“Burger King has announced it will begin selling funnel-cake fries starting tomorrow. I’d say run, don’t walk, but something tells me that’s not an option.” — SETH MEYERS
“It is Day 33 of the government shutdown, and experts warn that if it continues the economy might not grow in the first quarter. President Trump said, ‘That’s O.K., we’ll make up for it in the fifth and sixth quarters.’” — JIMMY FALLON
In recent weeks, a bunch of female Democrats have entered the 2020 presidential race. Bee is excited — but she’s not optimistic about how the news media will cover them.
Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky, his show’s resident Italophile, visited an Olive Garden — for research purposes, of course. O’Brien tried the Chris Tucker approach to speaking Italian. Schlansky was not impressed.
Claire McCaskill, the recently defeated former senator from Missouri, will talk to Meyers on Thursday — presumably about her loss, and the state of the union under Trump.Also, Check This Out
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【山】【羊】【成】【功】【阻】【止】【了】【鬼】【子】【的】【炮】【击】。 【鬼】【子】【步】【兵】【看】【到】【远】【远】【射】【击】【的】【山】【羊】【等】【人】，【一】【边】【阻】【击】【一】【边】【通】【知】【炮】【兵】【转】【移】。 【原】【本】【协】【防】【鬼】【子】【炮】【兵】【的】，【不】【止】【一】【个】【小】【队】。 【也】【许】【是】【南】【边】【小】【王】【乡】【战】【斗】【的】【激】【烈】，【也】【许】【是】【日】【下】【部】【就】【没】【想】【到】【独】【立】【团】【会】【突】【然】【兵】【临】【城】【下】，【因】【此】【他】【派】【给】【防】【御】【炮】【兵】【阵】【地】【的】【鬼】【子】【很】【少】。 【鬼】【子】【步】【兵】【看】【到】【山】【羊】【等】【人】，【知】【道】【自】【己】【的】【位】【置】
【笑】【了】【笑】。 “【走】【了】。” 【最】【后】【说】【了】【一】【句】，【章】【曼】【就】【转】【过】【身】，【不】【带】【一】【丝】【犹】【豫】【的】【走】【了】【进】【去】。 “【哎】。” 【看】【着】【章】【曼】【有】【些】【孤】【独】【的】【背】【影】，【宣】【南】【奎】【悠】【悠】【的】【叹】【了】【一】【口】【气】。 “【怎】【么】【了】？” 【南】【浩】【然】【将】【宣】【南】【奎】【搂】【进】【自】【己】【的】【怀】【里】。 “【就】【是】【突】【然】【觉】【得】【章】【曼】【有】【些】【可】【怜】，【这】【么】【多】【年】【了】，【章】【曼】【除】【了】【你】【和】【秦】【书】【这】【两】【个】【朋】【友】，【貌】【似】【一】【直】【都】
“【目】【前】【还】【没】【有】，【只】【是】……”【话】【到】【嘴】【边】，【又】【硬】【是】【收】【了】【回】【去】，【她】【心】【里】【猜】【想】【那】【幕】【后】【主】【使】【定】【是】【周】【广】【文】，【可】【又】【没】【有】【证】【据】，【她】【也】【不】【好】【说】。 “【只】【是】【什】【么】？【你】【是】【不】【是】【知】【道】【些】【什】【么】？”【周】【氏】【焦】【急】【问】【道】。 “【母】【后】，【臣】【妾】【也】【只】【是】【猜】【测】，【不】【过】【昨】【日】【那】【刺】【客】【确】【确】【实】【实】【要】【杀】【的】【人】【是】【我】，【危】【急】【时】【刻】，【皇】【上】【替】【我】【挡】【了】【那】【一】【箭】。” “【你】【说】【刺】【客】【其】【实】平码有十添一刻【南】【海】【网】、【南】【海】【网】【客】【户】【端】【海】【口】11【月】9【日】【消】【息】(【南】【海】【网】【记】【者】 【苏】【靓】)11【月】9【日】，【海】【南】【省】【社】【科】【联】2019【年】【度】【社】【科】【普】【及】【项】【目】【暨】“【海】【口】【非】【遗】【文】【化】”【系】【列】【主】【题】【讲】【坛】【在】【海】【口】【非】【遗】【文】【化】【展】【示】【馆】【开】【讲】，【为】【市】【民】【带】【来】【精】【彩】【的】【文】【化】【大】【餐】。
. “【懒】【猪】，【起】【床】【了】。” “【哦】……【知】【道】【啦】……” 【言】【墨】【森】【自】【从】【两】【家】【大】【人】【都】【知】【道】【他】【和】【苏】【层】【的】【关】【系】【后】，【就】【越】【发】【的】【明】【目】【张】【胆】【了】。 【每】【天】【早】【上】【六】【点】，【他】【都】【会】【准】【时】【给】【苏】【层】【打】【电】【话】，【让】【她】【起】【床】【和】【自】【己】【下】【去】【散】【步】【去】。 【起】【初】【苏】【层】【还】【是】【和】【以】【前】【一】【样】【每】【晚】【睡】【觉】【之】【前】【都】【静】【音】【的】，【可】【是】【言】【墨】【森】【偷】【偷】【地】【给】【她】【定】【了】【一】【个】【手】【机】【闹】【钟】，【并】【且】【还】
“【对】【了】，【莫】【念】，【我】【还】【没】【有】【认】【真】【的】【给】【你】【介】【绍】【过】，【她】【是】【珠】【儿】，【我】【妹】【妹】，【年】【初】【刚】【刚】【从】q【星】【球】【回】【来】【的】……” 【什】【么】【妹】【妹】？【我】【没】【有】【听】【错】【吧】？【莫】【念】【觉】【得】【自】【己】【头】【都】【晕】【了】，【感】【觉】【突】【然】【像】【被】【雷】【击】【一】【样】。【从】【来】【都】【没】【有】【听】【说】【过】【他】【有】【妹】【妹】，【这】【个】【妹】【妹】【难】【道】【从】【石】【头】【缝】【里】【蹦】【出】【来】【的】【吗】？ 【珠】【儿】【微】【微】【的】【一】【笑】，“【我】【是】【他】【没】【有】【血】【缘】【关】【系】【的】【妹】【妹】，【我】【母】【亲】【嫁】
【巨】【大】【的】【深】【坑】【出】【现】【在】【罗】【涵】【的】【面】【前】，【其】【直】【径】【足】【足】【达】【到】【了】【二】【十】【米】，【应】【该】【算】【得】【上】【是】【罗】【涵】【这】【辈】【子】【见】【过】【的】【最】【大】【的】【坑】【洞】【了】。 【罗】【涵】【的】【双】【眼】【扫】【过】【在】【场】【的】【器】【械】，【心】【中】【对】【这】【个】【深】【坑】【有】【了】【一】【个】【了】【解】。 【没】【错】【了】，【这】【里】【一】【定】【是】【神】【罗】【公】【司】【挖】【掘】【魔】【咣】【能】【源】【的】【地】【方】！ 【罗】【涵】【明】【白】【这】【个】【世】【界】【的】【人】【类】【所】【说】【的】【魔】【咣】【能】【源】【是】【什】【么】，【那】【东】【西】【绝】【对】【与】【杰】【诺】【瓦】【密】【切】【相】